Very Punny: Coffee Puns to Get You Through The Daily Grind

Having a standard Monday? Sleep deprivation finally catching up with you this Tuesday? Seriously confused about why it’s only Wednesday? Antsy that it’s Thursday and that the weekend is just 2 loooooooong business days away? A little too hung over this Friday? Me too.

For all of you having one of those days: this post is for you. I’ll start off with a classic.

How do you feel when there is no coffee?
Answer: Depresso.

depresso

That’s a fake smile. I’m depresso because I haven’t had coffee.
The raised hood tells it all.

Here’s one for all you hipsters out there.

Why did the Brooklynites burn their tongue?
Answer: They drank the coffee before it was cool.

hipsterMe as a cool hipster.

Get ready for a knee-slapper…

What do you call a robbery in which someone’s coffee was stolen?
Answer: Mugging.

Ba dum TSS! [There’s really no appropriate photo for me to put here.]

Thanks a latte! I appreciate you appreciating my jokes. Sometimes I just want to Espresso myself, because it Mochas me happy. I have Grounds to believe you haven’t had as many coffees today as I have. And I hope I gave you a good 10-minute distraction from life.

You can stop reading this ridiculous post now. Get moving! It’s absolutely brewtiful outside!

Want some more punny coffee inspiration this week? Check out these additional links, that also served as inspiration for this post:

Cheers!

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*Photo Credit: featured image found on Pinterest here